Because therapy is expensive and humor’s free.
“I Survived Mood Rings and Emotional Neglect” is for every 80s kid who learned feelings from accessories and sitcoms. Soft, nostalgic, and perfectly unhinged — it’s a love letter to the era that raised us tough, weird, and wildly self-aware.
Premium cotton blend — comfort meets coping
Unisex fit — for the emotionally evolved (or still trying)
Zeke Squad exclusive — where humor meets healing
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
