Because sometimes the only sermon you need is eye contact with a golden retriever and five uninterrupted minutes of fur therapy.
“Amen, Pet the Dog.”
This tee is for the ones who pray with muddy knees, cry into fur, and find redemption in the wag of a tail. It’s soft, funny, and blasphemously wholesome — the perfect uniform for every dog lover who knows peace comes in 10-second increments between zoomies.
Soft cotton blend — feels like a warm hug with dog breath
Unisex fit — a comfy tee for coffee drinkers, rescuers, and big feelers
Funny faith-inspired design — equal parts sacred and ridiculous
Zeke Squad exclusive — because the holiest thing you can do today might just involve belly rubs
Wear it to brunch, errands, or when you’re preaching the gospel of unconditional love to your fur-covered congregation.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
