Let’s be real — dogs don’t ghost you, gaslight you, or leave their socks on the floor. They just show up with unconditional love (and maybe a little drool). That’s why this shirt says it loud:
“Dogs before dudes… and basically everyone else.”
This isn’t just a tee, it’s your personal manifesto. Whether you’re dodging bad dates, avoiding awkward family gatherings, or just stating the obvious truth — dogs > humans, every damn time.
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🐾 Super-soft cotton blend — feels like your pup’s snuggle
🙌 Unisex fit — perfect for dog moms, dads, and proud misfits
🎯 Instant conversation starter — you’ll spot your people a mile away
🌎 Exclusive Zeke Squad design — unapologetically real, just like our community
Rock it at the dog park, on a Target run, or at brunch with the pack. Let’s be honest: if someone doesn’t get it, they’re not your people anyway.
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The color of the T-shirt in the photo is: Maroon
Please refer to the photos for the shop policy and color chart.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SHOP POLICY:
Our items are made to order.
Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
