Some mornings you’re not a person — you’re a raccoon in a robe, clutching coffee like your life depends on it.
This tee nails that vibe: a grouchy raccoon, hair standing on end, screaming into the void with a mug in hand. Equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone whose “don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee” energy could light up a small city.
Soft cotton blend — comfort for chaotic mornings
Unisex fit — made for misfits, caffeine addicts, and night owls
Funny statement graphic — loud, weird, and painfully accurate
Zeke Squad exclusive — because coffee and chaos belong together
Wear it to grab your latte, to stay up too late, or to let the world know mornings aren’t your strong suit.
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OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SHOP POLICY:
• Our items are made to order.
• Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
• Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
