Life’s messy. Clothes get ripped, eyeliner smudges, playlists scream — and then you step in it.
“Grunge. Grit. And Dog Shit.”
This tee is for the ones who live loud, love dogs, and laugh at the chaos. It’s part attitude, part humor, and all truth — because every dog parent knows the struggle is real.
Soft cotton blend — comfort with a side of sarcasm
Unisex fit — made for dog moms, dads, and misfits
Funny statement — guaranteed smirks, nods, and maybe an eye roll
Zeke Squad exclusive — bold, edgy, and straight from real life
Wear it to the park, to a show, or just on laundry day — because if you’ve ever wiped your shoe on the grass, this shirt is for you.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
