Not everyone’s looking for a knight in shining armor. Some of us just want a raccoon on a bike promising, “I can take you to the trash.”
This tee leans hard into the vintage raccoon aesthetic — funny, slightly chaotic, and all too relatable. It’s perfect for the dog people, misfits, and trash-panda enthusiasts who find joy in the weird side of life.
Soft cotton blend — comfy enough for everyday chaos
Unisex fit — made for dog parents, misfits, and humor lovers
Funny vintage graphic — raccoon on a bike with throwback style
Zeke Squad exclusive — where grunge, grit, and laughter meet
Wear it anywhere you want people to double-take and laugh — it’s meme energy meets vintage vibes.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
