I Can Take You to the Trash Raccoon T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Tee – Zeke Squad

Not everyone’s looking for a knight in shining armor. Some of us just want a raccoon on a bike promising, “I can take you to the trash.”

This tee leans hard into the vintage raccoon aesthetic — funny, slightly chaotic, and all too relatable. It’s perfect for the dog people, misfits, and trash-panda enthusiasts who find joy in the weird side of life.

Soft cotton blend — comfy enough for everyday chaos

Unisex fit — made for dog parents, misfits, and humor lovers

Funny vintage graphic — raccoon on a bike with throwback style

Zeke Squad exclusive — where grunge, grit, and laughter meet

Wear it anywhere you want people to double-take and laugh — it’s meme energy meets vintage vibes.
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This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.

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• Our items are made to order.
• Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
• Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.

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Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color or due to a change of mind.