I’m One Unsolicited Opinion Away from Moving to the Woods T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Tee | Relatable Shirt
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Description
Description
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For the introverts who've reached their limit on unsolicited advice, hot takes, and people who don't understand the concept of personal boundaries.
This tee is a gentle reminder that sometimes the woods sound really, really good right about now.
Why you'll love it:
Soft cotton blend — comfort for the socially exhausted
Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, everyday style
Relatable humor — for the ones who value peace over people-pleasing
Zeke Squad exclusive — made for the boundary-setting crew
Perfect for:
• The introverts who've had enough
• Anyone who dreams of a cabin in the woods
• The ones who value solitude and silence
• People who've mastered the art of polite exits
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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