Descartes said “I think, therefore I am.” But for some of us? It’s more like:
“I overthink, therefore I am.”
This tee is made for the neurospicy brains — the ADHD daydreamers, the spectrum thinkers, the ones whose thoughts run laps even when the body’s standing still. It’s funny, relatable, and deeply real for anyone who’s ever lost hours to a thought spiral.
Soft cotton blend — comfort for your all-day overthinking
Unisex fit — perfect for misfits, neurodivergent humans, and thinkers
Clever twist — playful parody of a classic philosophy line
Zeke Squad exclusive — because we say it like it is
Wear it as a badge of identity, humor, and solidarity with every brain that never stops.
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OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SHOP POLICY:
• Our items are made to order.
• Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
• Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
