We made it through the wildest decade to grow up in. No helmets. No seat belts. Riding in the back of pickup trucks. Scratching chicken pox until we had the scars to prove it.
“I Survived 80s Childhood.”
This tee is a badge of honor for the Gen X kids who grew up tough, weird, and a little feral — and lived to tell the tale. Funny, nostalgic, and unapologetic, it’s the perfect throwback to a time when safety was optional and freedom was everything.
Soft cotton blend — feels like your favorite vintage tee
Unisex fit — made for Gen Xers and 80s kids at heart
Bold statement design — funny, nostalgic, and straight-up true
Zeke Squad exclusive — because surviving the 80s is no small feat
Wear it to reunions, throwback nights, or just to remind younger generations we survived childhood the hard way.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SHOP POLICY:
• Our items are made to order.
• Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
• Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
