Let’s be honest — if you survived the 80s, you deserve a medal. Or at least this T-shirt.
This is for the kids who rode bikes barefoot, got sunburns that still have personality, and sat in the backseat inhaling Marlboro Lights while dad “cracked a window.” No helmets. No seatbelts. Chain-smoking parents. Just pure, unfiltered chaos — and somehow, we’re still here.
Soft, nostalgic, and unapologetically funny — this tee is less fashion statement and more personal memoir.
Premium cotton blend — softer than the couch you weren’t allowed to jump on
Unisex fit — made for every 80s kid who somehow made it to adulthood
Retro distressed print — vintage vibes, zero safety regulations
Zeke Squad exclusive — because survival is a personality trait
Wear it like a badge of honor. We earned this one, the hard way — and probably without sunscreen.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
