There are worse addictions, okay?
“It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Books” is for the readers who can’t pass a bookstore without “just looking” (and walking out $78 lighter). For the ones who have stacks on their nightstand, under their bed, and emotionally attached to the smell of paper and ink.
This isn’t clutter — it’s a collection. A lifestyle. A paper fortress of comfort and imagination.
Soft, cozy, and perfectly self-aware, this tee is made for late-night readers, quiet rebels, and anyone who believes a house full of books is a heart full of home.
Soft cotton blend — feels like curling up in a good story
Unisex fit — perfect for readers, writers, and introverts who ghost plans for novels
Bookish design — clean, witty, and unmistakably “reader energy”
Zeke Squad exclusive — for the book hoarders who call it “curation”
Because books don’t take up space — they make it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
