Let’s just set the record straight: if you don’t love dogs, this friendship has already expired.
“Must Love Dogs or Honestly, We Can’t Be Friends.”
This tee says what every dog person’s been thinking for years — because life’s too short to explain why you cancel plans for puppy snuggles or why you keep lint rollers in bulk. It’s soft, funny, and exactly the kind of unfiltered honesty the world needs more of.
Soft cotton blend — so cozy you’ll wear it for every dog walk and coffee run
Unisex fit — an everyday tee for dog people with strong boundaries
Bold, funny statement — the ultimate dog-lover dealbreaker
Zeke Squad exclusive — because we only do friendships that come with fur
Wear it to the park, the coffee shop, or anywhere you want to weed out the non-dog people early.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
