Listen, some people have immaculate wardrobes. The rest of us have dogs.
“Must Love Fur on Black Pants.”
This tee is for every dog person who’s made peace with the fact that pet hair is a permanent accessory. It’s soft, witty, and painfully relatable — the official uniform of anyone who’s ever lint-rolled and still looked like they rolled through a kennel.
Soft cotton blend — lightweight, lived-in, and gloriously covered in fur within five minutes
Unisex fit — for dog moms, dads, and serial petters everywhere
Funny statement design — self-aware, snarky, and 100% true
Zeke Squad exclusive — because we wear our dog hair like glitter
Wear it to work, to brunch, or while pretending you’re going to fold that clean laundry the dog is currently sleeping on.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
