Listen. Some folks find their peace in meditation, others in church pews — me? It’s the smell of wet fur and the sound of toenails tap-dancing across the kitchen floor.
“Praise Be to Dog.”
This tee is for the ones who know grace comes in slobbery kisses, forgiveness smells like kibble breath, and the holiest moments are when your dog rests their head on your knee. It’s witty, soft, and the perfect mix of reverence and ridiculousness.
Soft cotton blend — feels like Sunday morning snuggles
Unisex fit — made for dog parents with big hearts and good humor
Playful parody design — a little sass, a little soul, all dog devotion
Zeke Squad exclusive — because love is holy, and dogs prove it daily
Wear it to brunch, Bible study, or anywhere someone might need converting to the Church of Canine Joy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
