We weren’t raised. We were released into the wild.
“Raised in the 80s… we are not the same” is for the ones who survived metal playground slides, latchkey afternoons, microwaved everything, and learning life from MTV and questionable babysitters. We came out scrappy, sarcastic, and allergic to nonsense.
Soft cotton blend — built for comfort and emotional armor
Unisex fit — your go-to everyday “don’t test me” tee
Zeke Squad exclusive — nostalgia, grit, and Feral Gen X truth-telling
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
