Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want to Come T-Shirt | Funny Dog Lover Tee – Zeke Squad

Some call it rude. We call it honest. This shirt says what every introvert, misfit, and dog person has thought at least once:

“Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.”

It’s sarcastic, funny, and painfully relatable. Perfect for anyone who’d rather be home with their dog than making small talk.

Soft cotton blend — comfort for when you do get dragged out

Unisex fit — built for dog moms, dads, and introverts alike

Relatable statement — guaranteed laughs and knowing nods

Zeke Squad exclusive — bold truth with a wink of humor

Wear it to social events, family dinners, or anywhere people force you to show up. At least your shirt will do the talking.
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OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.

This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting, or hang to dry for maximum longevity.

SHOP POLICY:
• Our items are made to order.
• Orders are shipped within three business days and typically arrive within 3-7 business days. Large orders are shipped within five business days and take an additional 3–7 days to arrive.
• Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color, or due to a change of mind.

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Returns Information:
Due to the made-to-order nature of your item(s), we do not accept returns, refunds, or exchanges. This means that returns, refunds, or exchanges cannot be processed for items ordered in the incorrect size, style, or color or due to a change of mind.