Some people meditate. Some journal. The rest of us? We put on this hoodie and practice the fine art of boundary-setting — dog style.
“Woof Off.”
This unisex hoodie is for the dog lovers who know peace is sacred, small talk is optional, and personal space is a love language. It’s soft, bold, and just snarky enough to make you grin every time you pull it on.
Premium cotton-blend fleece — soft enough to keep your attitude cozy
Unisex fit — relaxed, oversized, and made for comfort + side-eye energy
Bold minimalist design — clean, modern, and full of personality
Zeke Squad exclusive — because introverts and dog lovers need merch too
Wear it while walking your dog, running errands, or silently rejecting human interaction one wag at a time.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
