Listen, life is a parade of nonsense sometimes, and honestly? There’s no better way to call it what it is: Bullsheet.
This fall t-shirt brings the chaos with a bull dressed up in a ghost sheet, clutching a trick-or-treat bucket like it’s his job. Equal parts spooky and sarcastic, this autumn tee is perfect for the person who’s just here for the candy, the laughs, and maybe a little eye-roll at how ridiculous the world can be.
Soft cotton blend — cozy enough for chilly fall nights.
Unisex fit — an autumn tee made for misfits, dog lovers, and Halloween diehards.
Hilarious pun design — bull + ghost sheet = Bullsheet
Zeke Squad exclusive — because nonsense deserves style.
It’s the perfect combo of spooky season humor and side-eye energy. Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the candy aisle, or anywhere you need to announce that you’re officially over it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
