Some people get lost in corn mazes. We get lost in our own brains.
“Hocus Pocus, Lost in Hyperfocus.”
This fall t-shirt is basically a love letter to every ADHD soul who sat down to “do one thing” and resurfaced three hours later knowing the population of bats in Transylvania but forgetting their coffee in the microwave. Decked out with Halloween magic — think floating pumpkins, witch hats, stars, and spooky swirls — it’s festive, funny, and way too relatable.
Soft cotton blend — cozy for chilly autumn nights
Unisex fit — an autumn tee made for the neurospicy crowd
Playful Halloween design — spooky graphics orbit the phrase
Zeke Squad exclusive — because ADHD is both chaos and magic
Wear it to the pumpkin patch, to the Halloween party you’ll overthink RSVPing to, or just at home deep-diving into Wikipedia while the candy bowl goes untouched.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
