We didn’t have after-school programs. We had keys on shoelaces.
“Latchkey Legend” is for the 80s kids who came home to empty houses, microwaved their own dinners, and watched too much TV — all before age 10. We were the original unsupervised generation, raised by sitcoms, cereal, and sheer grit.
This shirt isn’t just a joke — it’s a badge of honor. Proof that independence and mild trauma build character (and sarcasm).
Soft premium cotton blend — cozy enough to heal your inner child
Unisex fit — perfect for anyone who knew their own house alarm code by third grade
Retro print — bold, simple, and unapologetically feral
Zeke Squad exclusive — made for the unsupervised, the resilient, the legends
Wear it proudly. You weren’t just a latchkey kid. You were a latchkey legend.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
