Some childhoods never really end — they just get mortgages.
“80s Childhood: Still Grounded” is for the generation that got sent to their room for “talking back” and now pays for therapy to unpack what “respect your elders” really meant. We were grounded for attitude, sarcasm, and existing — and honestly, not much has changed.
This tee is soft, funny, and painfully relatable — a love letter to the kids who grew up with rotary phones, curfews, and the constant threat of being “grounded for life.”
Premium cotton blend — soft enough to nap through another lecture
Unisex fit — for adults who still feel 13 on the inside
Distressed retro design — bold, nostalgic, and slightly defiant
Zeke Squad exclusive — because our inner 80s kid still has an attitude problem
Wear it as a badge of honor — we may be grown, but emotionally? Still grounded.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
