Remember when we’d whine, “I’m bored!” and our parents told us to go outside until the streetlights came on?
Yeah. Turns out that was serenity disguised as neglect.
“I Miss Boredom” is the anthem for every 80s kid turned over-scheduled adult who would now pay money to stare at a ceiling without notifications. It’s soft, witty, and quietly tragic in the most relatable way.
Premium cotton blend — so comfy you’ll actually want to sit still
Unisex fit — made for anyone nostalgic for doing absolutely nothing
Clean minimalist design — because our brains are loud enough already
Zeke Squad exclusive — for the grown-ups who’d trade one more meeting for one more lazy Saturday
Wear it like a confession: we didn’t know how good we had it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
