The First 50 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest T-Shirt | Funny Gen X Tee

Some of us just take a little longer to grow up — and honestly, we’re not sorry about it.

“The First 50 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest” is for everyone still figuring out how to adult without losing their inner kid. It’s for the ones who pay bills on time and still get giddy over cereal prizes, who’ve swapped juice boxes for coffee cups but never quite outgrown the chaos.

Soft, funny, and painfully relatable — this tee is proof that maybe growing up was never the goal anyway.

Premium cotton blend — soft enough to survive another existential crisis

Unisex fit — comfy, cozy, and chaos-friendly

Retro-inspired design — because adulting is overrated

Zeke Squad exclusive — for the wild-at-heart and late bloomers

Because some of us are just kids with better shoes and worse knees.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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We want you to be thrilled with your order! Every item is made to order with love and care, and our goal is always to make things right if something isn’t as expected. To help us do that, please take a moment to check the product description and size chart before choosing your size. Since each piece is custom-made just for you, selecting the correct size from the start is always appreciated and helps us keep things running smoothly.

That said, your happiness matters to us. If something feels off, we’ll work with you to find the best solution. 💛

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