If you know, you know — and if you survived it, congratulations.
“80s Kid: No SPF. Bad Perms. Pay Phones.” is your unofficial badge of honor for making it out of an era fueled by ozone holes, Sun-In, and parental neglect disguised as independence. You grew up feral, fabulous, and slightly crispy around the edges — and somehow, you turned out fine (mostly).
This tee is for every latchkey legend who called collect, smelled like Coppertone, and thought perms were personality.
Premium cotton blend — softer than your Aqua Net bangs weren’t
Unisex fit — made for wild hearts and nostalgic rebels
Retro print — bright, bold, and unapologetically 80s
Zeke Squad exclusive — because sarcasm is a survival skill
Because no SPF, no seatbelts, no problem — we were built different.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
