Ah, the good old days — when playgrounds were made of steel, sunscreen was optional, and supervision was mostly a myth.
“80s Childhood: I Survived Hot Metal Slides and Lead Paint” is for the kids who grew up baking on jungle gyms, chewing on who-knows-what, and somehow living to tell the tale. It’s less of a T-shirt and more of a public service announcement: we are the generation that survived pure chaos, and now we tell stories about it for sport.
Soft, comfy, and loaded with nostalgia — this one’s for every slightly feral 80s kid who still remembers the smell of sunburn and plastic seats.
Premium cotton blend — soft enough to forgive your childhood injuries
Unisex fit — made for the ones who thrived on freedom and questionable safety
Distressed retro print — perfectly imperfect, just like our upbringing
Zeke Squad exclusive — because we were built without helmets and still standing
Because if the playground didn’t brand you, was it even the 80s?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
