Back when “unsupervised” was a parenting style and sugar was a food group.
“80s Childhood — Raised on Chaos and Grape Soda” is for the generation that ran wild ‘til the streetlights came on, fueled by neon-colored sugar water and questionable decisions. It’s nostalgia with a wink — a wearable reminder that we turned out fine… mostly.
This tee celebrates the glorious mess of growing up in an era without Wi-Fi, SPF, or seatbelts — when our biggest worry was whether someone finished the last can of Welch’s.
Premium cotton blend — softer than your favorite beanbag chair
Unisex fit — perfect for chaotic souls and vintage hearts
Retro print — bright, bold, and unapologetically 80s
Zeke Squad exclusive — for the generation built on chaos, grit, and grape soda
Wear it loud. Because we may be adults now, but deep down, we’re still hopped up on sugar and freedom.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
