We didn’t need danger warnings — we had lawn darts.
“80s Childhood: I Survived the Lawn Dart Era” is your official certification that you grew up when “safety” was a suggestion and chaos was a lifestyle. It’s a love letter to the unsupervised, the fearless, and the perpetually scraped-up — the kids who dodged pointy projectiles in the backyard and somehow lived to tell about it.
This tee isn’t just funny — it’s historical documentation.
Premium cotton blend — softer than that patch of grass you narrowly missed
Unisex fit — perfect for nostalgic rule-breakers and resilient survivors
Distressed retro design — because we earned our texture
Zeke Squad exclusive — for the generation that made it through the chaos without helmets or participation trophies
Wear it proudly. You survived the most dangerous family game ever sold at Sears.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
