99% Dog Person. 1% Holding it Together T-shirt

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU IF:

• You’d rather hang with your dog than most people.
• You avoid people but never dogs.
• You believe dogs > people (no explanation needed).

THE DETAILS:
The Bella Canvas 3001 is widely considered the gold standard of graphic tees and one of the softest shirts on the market. It's the blank behind every single Zeke Squad t-shirt.

PLEASE NOTE: If you want the softest of them all, go with Black Heather or Athletic Heather.

Because Bella Canvas uses different fabric blends depending on the color, here's what to know before you order:

1. Black Heather + Athletic Heather: 90/10 cotton/poly, buttery-soft and broken-in from day one
2. All other heather colors: 52/48 cotton/poly, soft with a lived-in drape
3. Solid colors: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, smooth with great durability
4. All options are pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and feature shoulder-to-shoulder taping.

Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen; every device displays differently.

👕 $5 shipping, whether you buy 1 or 2 tees.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+
📦 Orders ship in 3–5 business days
📬 Delivery in 5–8 business days

RETURNS: Every shirt is made to order just for you (like, literally printed after you click buy), so checking the SIZE CHART before ordering is kind of a big deal. Please do that part, future you will be grateful.

That said, life happens. If something’s off, you’ve got 30 days from purchase to reach out, and we’ll do our best to make it right. We’re humans over here, not robots, and we genuinely want you happy in your shirt.

HAVE QUESTIONS? NEED ASSISTANCE? Drop us an email: patty@imzekesquad.com

FABRIC:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

CARE: Wash in cold water, inside out. Low heat or hang dry if you’re feeling responsible. Skip the bleach and high heat — this tee is soft, not invincible. Treat it right, and it’ll stay your favorite.

PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.