For the dog people who are friendly… until they’re not.
This tee says what you’re thinking, but with a bark instead of a bite. Perfect for dog park regulars, introverted walkers, and anyone who needs some polite distance out in public.
Soft cotton blend, laid-back unisex fit, and a snarky dog-lingo twist that gets the point across—without actually having to say it twice.
Soft everyday fabric
Unisex fit for all dog humans
Sarcastic + dog lover humor
Zeke Squad original
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
OUR SHOP POLICY, COLOR CHART, AND SIZE CHART ARE ALSO LISTED WITH THE PRODUCT PHOTOS.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
