Dogs > People 🐶
Avoid People. Pet Dogs. T-shirt
$5 shipping, whether you buy 1 or 2, FREE on orders $75+
💗Every purchase supports canine cancer awareness.
Easy returns. 30-day happiness guarantee, if something's not right.
Premium fabric. Soft lived-in comfort your body will reach for! Not boxy.
Ships within 3-5 biz days. Once shipped, arrives in 5-8 days.
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
This one's for you if:
- You’d rather hang with your dog than most people.
- You avoid people but never dogs.
- You believe dogs > people (no explanation needed).
The details:
- Unisex true-to-size fit.
- Buttery-soft, zero stiffness, broken-in feel from day one.
- Lightweight, breathable, with a lived-in drape that works for everyone.
- You may just want to live in it!
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen; every device displays differently.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75. $5 flat rate shipping.
Orders ship within 3-5 business days. Once shipped, arrives in 5-7 days.
RETURNS: Every shirt is made to order just for you (like, literally printed after you click buy), so checking the SIZE CHART before ordering is kind of a big deal. Please do that part, future you will be grateful.
That said, life happens. If something’s off, you’ve got 30 days from purchase to reach out, and we’ll do our best to make it right. We’re humans over here, not robots, and we genuinely want you happy in your shirt.
HAVE QUESTIONS? NEED ASSISTANCE? Drop us an email: patty@imzekesquad.com
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
FABRIC:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
CARE: Wash in cold water, inside out. Low heat or hang dry if you’re feeling responsible. Skip the bleach and high heat — this tee is soft, not invincible. Treat it right, and it’ll stay your favorite.
PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.
