Functioning. Barely. Dog's Great Though T-shirt

You have spent your whole life being a square peg in a round hole, and your dog is the only one who has ever made you feel like you fit perfectly. This is a shirt for that.

We are dog people, not people people. We make tees for the ones who would rather stay home with the dog, who feel things big, who have been told they are too much, and who are exactly enough here.

If a dog leaning on you resets your whole nervous system, pull up a chair. You are one of us. This is belonging, with sleeves.

PLEASE NOTE: If you want the softest of them all, go with Black Heather or Athletic Heather.

Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen; every device displays differently.

Every shirt is made for you after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. That means a short make time of 3-5 business days before it ships, then it is on its way to you in 5-8 days.

Shipping is $4.99 for one or two shirts. Order three or more and it ships free, which is our polite nudge to bring the whole squad.

And if something is not right, we make it right. You have a 30-day happiness guarantee. If your shirt shows up flawed, or it just is not what you hoped for, reach out and we will sort it with a replacement or a refund. No hoops, no stress.

HAVE QUESTIONS? NEED ASSISTANCE? Drop us an email: patty@imzekesquad.com

Printed on the Bella Canvas 3001, which is the soft one people actually keep wearing. Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather and marled colors are a cotton and poly blend, which is what gives them that broken-in feel from day one. Unisex relaxed fit, true to size. If you like room, you are already set. If you like it fitted, size down one.

Care is simple, and it keeps your print looking right. Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang it to dry. Skip the bleach, and do not iron directly on the design.

PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.