If you’ve ever watched your dog tear across the living room like a caffeinated tornado and thought, welp, there goes the security deposit — this one’s for you.
“Holy Zoomies.”
Because sometimes joy looks like chaos, and love sounds like paws thundering through your house at 9 p.m. on a Tuesday. This tee is a tribute to every dog who’s ever lost their mind for absolutely no reason… and the humans who just laughed and moved the coffee table.
Soft cotton blend — comfy enough to survive post-zoomie cuddles
Unisex fit — made for the chaos-loving, fur-covered crowd
Funny statement design — humor that hits home for every dog parent
Zeke Squad exclusive — because we believe in messy joy and muddy floors
Wear it proudly, preferably while your dog is doing figure-eights in the background like it’s the Indy 500.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
