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I Can't People but I Can Dog T-shirt | Dog Lover Introvert Tee

Belonging with sleeves.

I can't people. But I can dog.

This isn't a personality flaw. It's a preference. A truth we're done apologizing for.

Small talk? Exhausting. Networking events? Nightmare fuel. But dogs? Dogs make sense. They don't expect you to perform or judge your sweatpants-for-three-days streak. They just get you.

This shirt is for the ones who cancel plans to stay home with their dog and feel zero guilt. Who trust their dog's judgment of people more than their own social instincts. We've been called "antisocial" when really, we're just selectively social.

And we select dogs.

Because people are complicated and require so much effort. But dogs? Dogs love us at our messiest and never ask us to be anything other than exactly who we are.

You're not broken for preferring paws over people. You're just honest.
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Color (Black Heather)
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Regular price $27.99
Sale price $27.99 Regular price Sale
💗Every purchase supports canine cancer awareness.


  • EASY RETURNS! 30-day returns. Friendly, human support if something’s not right.
  • PREMIUM FABRIC. Soft, broken-in feel. Not stiff. Not boxy. Worn-in comfort.
  • FREE SHIPPING! Ships within 3 biz days. Once shipped, arrives in 5-7 days. Made to order.

Why You'll Love It

This is the shirt you'll reach for when you need to feel like yourself. It says what you're thinking without you having to explain. Soft enough to forget you're wearing it, bold enough that people will remember seeing it.

The details: Unisex true-to-size fit. Buttery-soft, zero stiffness, broken-in feel from day one. Lightweight, breathable, with a lived-in drape that works for everyone.

Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen; every device displays differently.

Shipping & Returns

FREE SHIPPING! (no minimums)

RETURNS: Every shirt is made to order just for you (like, literally printed after you click buy), so checking the SIZE CHART before ordering is kind of a big deal. Please do that part, future you will be grateful.

That said, life happens. If something’s off, you’ve got 30 days from purchase to reach out, and we’ll do our best to make it right. We’re humans over here, not robots, and we genuinely want you happy in your shirt.

HAVE QUESTIONS? NEED ASSISTANCE? Drop us an email: patty@imzekesquad.com

Fabric & Care

FABRIC:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

CARE: Wash in cold water, inside out. Low heat or hang dry if you’re feeling responsible. Skip the bleach and high heat — this tee is soft, not invincible. Treat it right, and it’ll stay your favorite.

PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.

Reviews

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I love my shirt. Great quality! I found out my dog has terminal cancer a few weeks ago and was looking for a shirt that said how I feel and this is exactly what I was looking for. Also appreciate the thank you note and stickers that were sent.

-Valyn 12/29/25

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I got this shirt on yellow and I LOVE IT!!! Perfectly encapsulates my mood and the quality is great!

-Jessica 11/09/25

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This shop has such great shirts! The messaging is a perfect combo of heartfelt and snarky. The shirt quality is great, and they are true to size. Highly recommend!!!

-Jessica R. 12/16/25

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I think I bought 6 shirts or so at once and I love em all!

-Michael S. 12/17/25

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