Some texts just don’t deserve a reply. Dogs, though? They always do. 🐾
This tee says it all: “I choose dogs and leave humans on read.” Because let’s face it — dogs bring joy, loyalty, and zero drama. Humans? Meh. This shirt is for every dog person who’d rather spend Friday night with a wagging tail than a group chat blowing up their phone.
🐾 Super-soft cotton blend — feels like a hug from your dog (without the shedding)
🙌 Unisex fit — perfect for dog moms, dads, introverts, and proud misfits
🎯 Relatable AF — a walking meme for dog people everywhere
🌎 Exclusive Zeke Squad design — unapologetically honest, just like our community
Throw it on for errands, dog park hangs or ghosting that one human who still doesn’t get the hint. 🐶 Because choosing dogs will never be the wrong choice.
This tee is made from soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away tag and just the right amount of stretch, allowing for easy movement. A crowd favorite!
SOLID COLORS are 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton.
ASH COLOR is 99% combed & ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
HEATHER COLORS are 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, and 48% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are composed of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.
HEATHER PRISM COLORS are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% polyester.
Tumble dry on a low setting or hang to dry for maximum longevity.
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
