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I'd Rather Be Touching Grass with My Dog Unisex T-Shirt
Belonging with sleeves.
This shirt speaks for everyone who's ever sat through something mandatory while mentally planning their next dog walk. The ones who'd trade any social event for an hour at the park with their pup. Who understand that "touching grass" hits different when there's a dog involved.
Bold, straightforward typography that says exactly what you're thinking—no explanation needed.
Perfect for: Dog people who prioritize walks over everything else, anyone whose happy place is outside with their dog, and folks who'd rather be literally anywhere else as long as their dog is there.
$3 shipping • FREE SHIPPING on 2+ tees
💗Every purchase supports canine cancer awareness.
EASY RETURNS! 30-day returns. Friendly, human support if something’s not right.
PREMIUM FABRIC. Soft, broken-in feel. Not stiff. Not boxy. Worn-in comfort.
FREE SHIPPING! Ships within 3 biz days. Once shipped, arrives in 5-7 days. Made to order.
Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
This is the shirt you'll reach for when you need to feel like yourself. It says what you're thinking without you having to explain. Soft enough to forget you're wearing it, bold enough that people will remember seeing it.
The details: Unisex true-to-size fit. Buttery-soft, zero stiffness, broken-in feel from day one. Lightweight, breathable, with a lived-in drape that works for everyone.
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen; every device displays differently.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING! (no minimums)
RETURNS: Every shirt is made to order just for you (like, literally printed after you click buy), so checking the SIZE CHART before ordering is kind of a big deal. Please do that part, future you will be grateful.
That said, life happens. If something’s off, you’ve got 30 days from purchase to reach out, and we’ll do our best to make it right. We’re humans over here, not robots, and we genuinely want you happy in your shirt.
HAVE QUESTIONS? NEED ASSISTANCE? Drop us an email: patty@imzekesquad.com
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
FABRIC:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
CARE: Wash in cold water, inside out. Low heat or hang dry if you’re feeling responsible. Skip the bleach and high heat — this tee is soft, not invincible. Treat it right, and it’ll stay your favorite.
PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.
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I love my shirt. Great quality! I found out my dog has terminal cancer a few weeks ago and was looking for a shirt that said how I feel and this is exactly what I was looking for. Also appreciate the thank you note and stickers that were sent.
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I got this shirt on yellow and I LOVE IT!!! Perfectly encapsulates my mood and the quality is great!
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This shop has such great shirts! The messaging is a perfect combo of heartfelt and snarky. The shirt quality is great, and they are true to size. Highly recommend!!!
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I think I bought 6 shirts or so at once and I love em all!