There are two kinds of people in the world: those who walk past dogs like monsters… and the rest of us, who are late. Always.
“Most Likely to Be Late Because I Was Petting a Dog.”
This tee is for the ones who can’t resist a wagging tail, who stop mid-conversation to say “hi, baby!” to a stranger’s dog, and who have absolutely zero regrets about it. It’s soft, witty, and a perfect reflection of your priorities — dogs first, the world can wait.
Soft cotton blend — cozy enough for spontaneous dog-petting detours
Unisex fit — made for dog moms, dads, and professional dog interrupters
Funny statement design — relatable truth in every word
Zeke Squad exclusive — because being late for love is the right kind of chaos
Wear it proudly to brunch, walks, or any place that pretends punctuality is a personality trait.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
