Not My Circus, Absolutely My Dogs – Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

📣 Fitted women's cut. Size up for a looser fit.

If you want long and boxy, order the unisex tee instead.

FIT NOTE: This is a women's cut V-neck, not our unisex tee with a different neckline, so it sits a little different that our unisex tees. Same chest width as the unisex at M and up, but three to four inches shorter in the body and shaped through the middle.

It is not narrower. It is shorter.

Still soft, still made for people who would rather stay home with the dog than make small talk at a party.

PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.

U.S. shipping is $4.99 per order for 1-2 items. Shipping is FREE on 3+ items, automatically at checkout. Mix and match tees, V-necks, long sleeves, and hoodies.

Every shirt is made for you after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3–5 business days of the order date. Once shipped, delivery is estimated to take an additional 5–8 business days.

PLEASE NOTE: all shipping and delivery timeframes are estimates, not guarantees. Weekends, holidays, carrier delays, weather, and other circumstances outside our control may affect delivery.

Occasionally, a shipping carrier’s tracking system may experience delays or fail to display new scans right away. Your tracking page may appear unchanged even though your package is still moving through the carrier’s network.

A lack of tracking updates does not necessarily mean your order is lost or has not shipped. Please allow the full estimated delivery window to pass before contacting us about the status of your order.

We understand that waiting without updated tracking can be frustrating, and we appreciate your patience. Every purchase is covered by our Happiness Guarantee. If your order is not received, please contact us after the estimated delivery window has passed, and we will work with the shipping carrier and make it right.

And if something is not right, we make it right. You have a 30-day happiness guarantee. If your shirt shows up flawed, or it just is not what you hoped for, reach out and we will sort it with a replacement or a refund. No hoops, no stress.

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This one's printed on the Bella+Canvas 6405CVC, a women's fit v-neck with a relaxed drape through the body. Depending on the color, it's either 100% cotton or a cotton and poly blend, so it always feels lived-in from day one.

Runs in women's sizing, so if you're used to our unisex tees, check the size chart before you order. It fits closer to the body than our classic style.

Care is simple, and it keeps your print looking right. Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang it to dry. Skip the bleach, and do not iron directly on the design.

PLEASE NOTE: Colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen, every device displays differently.